AAHAAAAA!!!!! Watt a LiFe!!!!!

It’s a day each one of us looks forward to
Gifts and blessings pour in not from one side but two
Pampered as u freak on mouth watering delicacies
In all a day when u get the well deserved royalties
Wasn’t this the scene at home sweet home??
Ladies and gentlemen….
Welcome to MIT hostels….a home away from home!!!
Where in the clock strikes twelve
And it’s in something else people start to dwell
They gather at your doorstep with a big smile
And not to forget the sadistic gleam in their eyes
Steel toes and eggs are what you’re subjected to
Egg’s a good hair conditioner... being the only consolation for u
Ur lucky if you’re treated to a cake
Not to worry coz bulk of it will land up on your face
You look ugly and filthy … for sure
Making you a perfect candidate for a horror show
A treat for friends is what follows after those brutal kicks
Bankruptcy could probably be next… coz bulk of them are alcoholics!!

Well Mr. Reader... Birthdays were just one of those unforgettable days of college…Hostels gave us the most memorable or shall I say the most kicking ass days of our lives. You finally realize what a great cook your mom is….you know as to what a boom to mankind the washing machine is when you wash your own underwear….. you also realize the importance of sleep as you’re always late for the 8 o clock class …you learn how to make a bike with an empty tank reach the petrol pump…you finally conclude that the MMS scandals are no big deal specially after hearing all the hot n spicy gossip pertaining to the characters found in the hostel. All host-elites would make good bankers as the money transactions taking place surpass that of our dear old lady at the cash counter (wow I always wanted to pen this down...)…how can we forget the umpteen number of circles across the KMC greens..Searching for that someone… (I’m still searching …anybody interested??)
On the last day of college I got this SMS which said….
“Nite -Outs …. Mid-Nite Teas…. B’day Bumps….. Old Torn Jeans ….Pinches n slaps Crushes on pals…That fight on ego …..Getting kicked out of class….Struggle for marks…Writing on desks …..Confronting the teachers …&….Tears for love….. Just everything …that’s college life”
Still unmoved???…. I would advise you to see a physiatrist or else you still have time…make the most of your college life ….Make sure you do … GO GET A LIFE MAN!!!! Or else !@#$$%$%^