* Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity
* Good Judgement comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgement
* If at first you do not succeed , destroy all evidence that you tried
* Borrow money from a pessimist , they dont expect it back
* Dont be irreplacable , if you cant be replaced you cant be promoted
* Always try to be modest and be proud of it
* A closed mouth gathers no foot
* Some drink at the fountain of knowledge , others simply gargle
* A clear conscience is usually the sign of bad memory
Thursday, May 18, 2006
Some QuesTionS !!! Just left me Wondering....Ozzzz..
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
Tuesday, May 09, 2006
Why arent we Happy ??
Some things in life never change...Sometimes in life you do not fond reasons...Some moments in life arent forgotten...Sometimes you loose hope...When time rolls by you to forget...What holds you on...Some people in the life are a part of you...And when you let them go...you never lose them...You find them living in you...
Saturday, May 06, 2006
Do u believe in love at 1st sight? Or shall i pass by u once again ?
Never say"i love u" if u dont really care, never talk bout feelings if they are`nt really there, never hold my hand if u gonna break my heart, never say u are "goin to" if u dont plan to start, never look into my eyes if all you do is lie, never say "hello" if u really mean "goodbye", if u really mean forever then say u`ll try, never say forever coz forever makes me cry.........
SO VERY TRUE!!
When a GIRL is quiet, Millions of things are running in her mind. When a GIRL is not arguing, She is thinking deeply. When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions, She is wondering how long you will be around. When a GIRL answers "i'm fine" after a few seconds, She is not at all fine. When a GIRL stares at you, She is wondering why you are lying. When a GIRL lays on your chest, She is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a GIRL calls you everyday, She is seeking for your attention. When a GIRL sms's u everyday, She wants you to reply at least once. When a GIRL says I love you, She means it. When a GIRL says that she can't live without you, She has made up her mind that you are her future. When a GIRL says "i miss you", No one in this world can miss you more than her
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