Re-incarnation
A second chance..at life !
Saturday, March 08, 2014
Love (Shit) Happens...
Wednesday, July 24, 2013
Stole this one from a friend's post in Facebook.
Are you a guy? Tough luck bro - Neha
I have seen so many people talking about how difficult it is for a girl to survive in a male dominating society. Well it's true to a greater extent. But that doesn't mean that we girls take the feminism flag every time and abuse guys. They have a difficult life too.
I have seen them suffer so many times just because they are, well, men. No matter what they do in a girl's presence, their intentions are doubted. Well I believe that they should be allowed to think whatever they want to, for you cannot really change that. But we girls do the same too. It's a kind of secret code and thus I won't reveal what we really think in our mind about a guy (or even a girl for that matter in spite of being perfectly straight). When a guy offers to give a lift to a girl, they say "chance maar raha hai". If he doesn't offer, then he is a jerk. Ah poor guys.
Today I was waiting for a cab to go to the class. There was one guy standing right ahead of me. We were waiting for almost 10 minutes before one empty cab finally arrived. The cab guy didn't stop in front of him, but he stopped in front of me. Asked me where I wanted to go. I saw that guy come running to the cab. I let him ask the cab guy first as that was only fair. The cabwala refused him and took me.
Last weekend, I was coming back from some place. There was a guy sitting next to me in the flight. His friends were sitting right behind us. He tried 2-3 times to talk to me, just tried, but didn't succeed as I kind of carry that intimidating look with me wherever I go. Especially when I travel as I don't like to be disturbed. And flight is the only place where I get a peaceful sleep. And I didn't want to compromise on that. It was a two hour flight. After we landed, his friends very bluntly asked him why he didn't talk to me. And I heard it. He was embarrassed. Very embarrassed.
A friend met with an accident. She rammed her bike into a car. It was her fault entirely as she lost balance. But onlookers started abusing the guy even though he was being sweet to her and trying to help her. His good gesture was mistaken as his error and poor fellow had to listen to everyone around him. He eventually took my friend to a nearby clinic. Thankfully she was not hurt much, but it was still a good deed. He didn't even take any damages from her. Insured car maybe, but still, WTH.
And every damn time, they are expected to carry heavy bags, or open the car/restaurant door, impress the girl, be funny, can't afford to be boring even a bit, can't praise other girls, have to compliment girls moderately, do hundreds of the things to make her fall in love with them, spend money on them, earn money for everyone - phew!
Poor guys. Thank God I am not a guy. I can be as lazy as I want to be. The biggest advantage of being a girl. Really. There are hardly any guys who are really out of a girl's league. If a guy is single, and a girl is even average looking and she likes him, he will say yes to her in all probabilities. But she won't ask him. Ever. And she gets away with it. If he doesn't have guts to ask her out, someone else will. She will never run out of options, while he gets just a few options in any case. A guy's ugly is a girl's cute.
Dear feminists, please leave them alone. Really. They are mostly cute.
Tuesday, January 22, 2013
Officially Kickstarting the search for my lady
Thursday, April 05, 2012
SMEAL MBA..A Journey to Remember for Life....
Written in Collaboration with my awesome classmate- Kelly Burns.
August 9, 2010 was our first day at this great institution,
When Smeal Quest kick-started our orientation.
Pre-term accounting kept us on our toes;
MBA Action brought us all close.
Our first MBA party was at Mad Mex and we were loud;
The pre-term accounting exam results made us not so proud.
Official classes greeted us as we began Mod 1;
The first thing we learned was ‘what gets rewarded gets done.’
Balance sheets and income statements ruled our lives;
The 8 a.m. classes were cutting us like knives.
Team assignments and deadlines were the norm;
We aced Statistics because the review session rested the storm.
Our class now communicated using a 3 point presentation;
Before we could realize, it was time for career immersion.
Mod 2 started on a high note;
Thanks to the end of Mod 1 party at Brian, Andrew and Joe's.
Managerial Accounting homework always required several tries;
@Risk squirrels made regular appearances in all of our lives.
Thanks to Dr. Crocker, Microeconomics was never complex;
And who knew that the Big Mac could be an index?
Late nights spent on assignments and studying required constant motivation;
Post-final exams, it was time for a much-needed vacation.
Mod 3 welcomed us as we entered a new year;
We were missing the football tailgates already, thanks to Claire.
Marketing and Supply Chain grew our learning tree;
We could make any business work with a positive NPV.
While some classmates fine-tuned their global perspectives.
Others were busy locking down summer internships.
We were overwhelmed by assignments, with no idea when they were due;
Finally global immersion came to our rescue!
Mod 4 gave us a deep understanding of Porter’s Five Forces;
Never in our lives had we taken so many courses.
Learning from Dr. Jordan was like a dream;
Thanks to Dr. Trevino, we are now more ethical and supreme.
Exec Panel included presentations about HTC;
Time had flown so quickly, we were half done the MBA Program already.
It was the 2nd year of MBA now;
We were all ready to take our final bow.
Some of us had secured full time jobs, while others were still flouting in the clouds;
But together we are all tremendously Penn State proud.
It was now time to greet the smiling faces of the first years;
We felt accomplished since we made it to our second year.
At the start of November, the Penn State spirit was shaken;
The Sandusky Scandal left us feeling our pride had been mistaken.
But We Are more than the crimes of one man,
And together through the Blue Out we took a stand.
For all the victims of child sex abuse,
We gathered our funds, to be put to good use.
While the media has tried to cast our entire University in a negative light,
We still stand united, forever Penn State blue and white.
In January we mourned the passing of Coach Joseph Vincent Paterno;
All week the lights in Beaver Stadium shone over his statue like a halo.
‘A Memorial For Joe’ provided us with a sense of closure;
His family’s lasting positive impact on Penn State will be impossible to ever truly measure.
Now our class stands at the beginning of Mod 8;
The clock is counting down to our graduation date.
Over the past two years we have learned so much;
By classmates, professors and staff, our lives have been touched.
After two Chinese New Year, Thanksgiving, and Diwali celebrations,
Just several weeks remain before our graduation.
Thank you Smeal for transforming our lives;
Thank you Smeal for filling our hearts with pride.
In retrospect, these past two years have passed in the blink of an eye;
We will say ‘adios’ for now, because we hate the word goodbye.
