May Be tHe FuTure's liKe thiS !!

MAY BE THE FUTURE IS LIKE THIS:-
Sun is rising as usual in the east. Im standing here outside the
school,waiting
for my 10 yr kid. He studies in
class 2. Only this year he could get admission into the school. For
the
last5
yrs, admissions were closed for the general category students.
School bell rings. I can see a lot of happy children
coming out of the gate, i waited for half an hour and my kid came at
last after
other children. Genaral students are not allowed to cross the gate
unless other
OBC/SC/ST students have crossed the gates.
OBC/SC/ST fathers drive away their children in classy cars. But i hv
to
walk back
home with my kid a 5km stretch.
I lost my car some years back when Govt. came with a rule that
general
people
have to deposit a tax equal to cost of their cars. Failing which i
had
to sell the
car.
As far as buses are concerned, the seats in buses are reserved for
OBC/SC/ST. So
no place there also.
After walking some 5km in scorching heat i finally reached home.It
was
wednesday
... shit , no electricity.Every mon,wed,thu,sat is power cut in the
houses of
General category population .So that SC/ST/OBC can be uplifted by
providing them
with every opportunity and in that consideration electricity is an
important factor.
Its 10:00 pm in night no electricity at home. Its very hot inside the
four walls
of home .So i dare to step out in park with my wife and kid.I seated
myself with
my family on a secluded bench in garden.
It was hardly 5 min ... a guard came to us strolling in the park.He
asked me what
caste you belong to.
I said with some hesitation .. G..General.He asked me to pay a fine
of
Rs.200 and
get out of the park.
My Fault...
The bench i was sitting on was meant for again the SC/ST/OBC. For
their
upliftment, peace of mind is an essential things. So govt came with
this
decision to
reserve benches for them.Kudos to them...
Its early in the morning ...the newspaper wala just knocked the
door.I
took the
newspaper and started reading ..,its independence day . i never used
to
forget
this days some 20 yrs back. My kid hardly knows wat 15th august
is,because i never
told him any stories of greatness of our country or
anything realted to country.I don't feel like telling him the
failures
after
freedom.
On front page of newspaper, in a corner their is a news about a OBC
member
getting 6 months impriosonment in "BAL SUDHAR GRAHA" from a juvenile
court for
murdering and raping a six year old girl. Yes the rules have been
amended ,since the last
5 years.The Culprit was a 25 year old OBC so age relaxation was
provided
for
trial of crime.So he was taken to juvenile court, since there is an
age
relaxation
for OBC/SC/ST.
About 11 am some one gave me the BAD news about demise of
one of my neighbour and friend Mr.Mehta. I went to his house for
condolence next
day,his body was lying there still rotting in the heat.I asked his
son
about the
Cremation .His son told me
" Many reserved category have died yesterday so we are not getting
entry to
creamtion ground ".
This rule is the latest from Govt.Where the seats in creamtion ground
will be
reserved for SC/ST/OBC for their upliftment.
Finally next day Mehta ji was creamted.i could see the sun setting
through the
Flames burning a libarated Body, liberated from caste n creed.I was
surprised sun
still sets in the west.?
it was about 9 pm , i was about to sleep in my bed my son
came to me with innocence in his eyes , inquisitively he asked me the
question:"what is reservation?"
i asked me where u listened that .
he suddenly burst in tears .. i asked him to keep..quiet
But i could listen through his sobs "mujhe bhi reservation chahiye".
How can i convince him its no other toy in the market i can get for
him?
He kept
cryin that night ,claiming many of "his classmates have got
reservation".
To make him quiet i said ok ,i'll buy you reservation at your next
B'day.
HOPE he understands the concept of reservation

MeMOIr's UnLeAShEd..

The following peom had been written in 15 minutes ahead of my farewell speech in college..hope u guys like it...nJOI!!

Those were the best days of my life
When I was ragged for the first time
Where I tried approaching a girl to her surprise
And was given zero degree hair as a prize
When I was made to sing along with a barking dog
And had to wear rubber chappals for a year long

Second year followed with more of gut and glory
Coz this time around it was a different story
The year long freshie was now a dude
And this dude now controlled the fresher’s mood
Plenty of proposals were in the air
Only some being given the green signal leaving despair

Third year promised some fireworks
As the seniors demanded extra perks
Studies had surely taken a back seat
As club work and activities were upbeat
Placements were around the corner
One thing at which I didn’t wanna faulter

As I stand here in front of you all
Final year is to what I belong
Raring to move forward and to say aloud
With a job in my hand I made everyone proud!!

AAHAAAAA!!!!! Watt a LiFe!!!!!

It’s a day each one of us looks forward to
Gifts and blessings pour in not from one side but two
Pampered as u freak on mouth watering delicacies
In all a day when u get the well deserved royalties
Wasn’t this the scene at home sweet home??
Ladies and gentlemen….
Welcome to MIT hostels….a home away from home!!!
Where in the clock strikes twelve
And it’s in something else people start to dwell
They gather at your doorstep with a big smile
And not to forget the sadistic gleam in their eyes
Steel toes and eggs are what you’re subjected to
Egg’s a good hair conditioner... being the only consolation for u
Ur lucky if you’re treated to a cake
Not to worry coz bulk of it will land up on your face
You look ugly and filthy … for sure
Making you a perfect candidate for a horror show
A treat for friends is what follows after those brutal kicks
Bankruptcy could probably be next… coz bulk of them are alcoholics!!

Well Mr. Reader... Birthdays were just one of those unforgettable days of college…Hostels gave us the most memorable or shall I say the most kicking ass days of our lives. You finally realize what a great cook your mom is….you know as to what a boom to mankind the washing machine is when you wash your own underwear….. you also realize the importance of sleep as you’re always late for the 8 o clock class …you learn how to make a bike with an empty tank reach the petrol pump…you finally conclude that the MMS scandals are no big deal specially after hearing all the hot n spicy gossip pertaining to the characters found in the hostel. All host-elites would make good bankers as the money transactions taking place surpass that of our dear old lady at the cash counter (wow I always wanted to pen this down...)…how can we forget the umpteen number of circles across the KMC greens..Searching for that someone… (I’m still searching …anybody interested??)
On the last day of college I got this SMS which said….
“Nite -Outs …. Mid-Nite Teas…. B’day Bumps….. Old Torn Jeans ….Pinches n slaps Crushes on pals…That fight on ego …..Getting kicked out of class….Struggle for marks…Writing on desks …..Confronting the teachers …&….Tears for love….. Just everything …that’s college life”
Still unmoved???…. I would advise you to see a physiatrist or else you still have time…make the most of your college life ….Make sure you do … GO GET A LIFE MAN!!!! Or else !@#$$%$%^

Wanna see your girl happy ?

"Girls are the foulest species on the planet "
"Girls –so simple yet so weird "
"Girls??? Stay away!!"

Well if you do believe in any of the phrases above then this article is certainly for you pal!!!!
Having studied in an all boy’s school I always wanted to come up with something may help out guys to understand that girls are nothing but a change of gender (guys love to use the word sex though).
So if you are a self obsessed boy friend or still amongst the ruthless singles in the hunt for girls then read on.

Agree with her
This may sound horrifying to some extent. But wait a minute; I have a solution to this.
When you girl gives you a suggestion, listen to her and do exactly the opposite. Confused? You may be the best at the work she’s told you to do but try and make things go wrong. Adding to the vigor may be your helpless body language which may ultimately force the lady to go your way. After all she’s your girl; it’s hard for her to see you in trouble right?

Admit your mistakes gracefully

This will make you the slide on the right track. Mistakes are perhaps the best teachers .Thus learn from every incident and always remember the SORRY funda- “The more you apologize the more affectionate your girl’s gonna be “

Smile

A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks. Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone. A smile is often infectious .Thus when the going gets tough smile at adversity.

Act Quickly

One of your girl’s daily problems- possibly inherited from her mom is “Which place to go?? What to eat?? Is the ambience ok?? Now your romantic instincts are put to test in here. Just hold her hand and tell her to come along. “Do you trust me?? “ And rest you know.

When she shouts at you…Relax!!

Coz she knows you’re the only person in the world who will take it. Part of modern life yaar! You just gotta be her punching bag and she eventually may become your profitable partner .After all she’s your ticket to a discotheque isn’t she??

Gift her time...not gifts

I think the line above says it all. You must show her consideration even if you’re not in a mood dude!
Even a single flower is big enough to keep her in good humor (plus a flower is cheaper as well...)

Make her feel like a hero

This might sound unrealistic in some cases, but it’s possible!! Let her grow in the limelight .After all don’t you love the feeling when she’s going around with you ha?
So let her fly….(and see her fall down.. laughs)

So guys if I sound convincing then its time for you to pull up your socks and see your girl becoming happy happier & happiest

All you singles out there I can only say all the best You‘ll find the girl soon..

And not to forget the pretty ladies reading my article I’m a single too…

CAUTION: The author is not responsible for nay break ups or mishaps!!