To all girls who wish to marry rich guys !

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Title: What Should I do to Marry A Rich Guy?
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I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style 'n good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.

You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.

My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married?

I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?

Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income,'n it seems that this is my upper limit.

If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names 'n addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I've met a few girls who don't have looks 'n are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, 'n who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

A Philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan:

Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.

My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope
everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" 'n "money" : Person A provides beauty,'n Person B pays for it, fair 'n square.

However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year.

Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, 'n you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position".
If the trade value dropped we will sell it 'n it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased".

Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. 'n by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do contact me.

signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO...

Will this FEAR ever end ?

I am not lost , I am tensed

For nothing seems to be going the way I pre-tensed

I love the air , I love the feel

But something big and traumaful is making me kneel

Oh my dear lord, will this fear ever end

Coz I am sick, tired and aimless in this trend

People tell me everything's gonna be alright

Why the hell am I always so fisted tight

It is easier said than done my friends

All I want is the means to survive..and not a benz

Oh my dear lord, will this fear ever end

Coz I am sick, tired and aimless in this trend

I love you mom and dad

and I will work to the best of my abilities I promise

All I need is your love and blessings

And I am positive that I will conquer all vicious crossings

Oh my dear lord, will this fear ever end

Coz I am sick, tired and aimless in this trend

My time will come you know

It will just take a short painful while from now

I aint giving up so soon, aint exhausting so soon

All I know is that my success is coming soon

Just could not stop reading this article. This 6 by 8 photograph explains a myriad of things so easily. That is why I admire this man so much. I wish I could write like him one day.

Heads Down Mr Bhagat!

You are a Winner !

You are not the best in town I know

Certainly not as attractive as other people would show

some may call you an ostrich , some a crow

You just need to be calm , and please dont be low

You are a winner my friend

Tomorrow you'll be a storm, let the day end

The entire world could have lost faith in you

Coz while others won, you remained in the queue

Marks and grades, internships and jobs

Are nothing but channels to leap the frog

You are a winner my friend

Tomorrow you'll be a storm, let the day end

Just care about yourself now

forget the girl who thought of you as a cash cow

live for the dream your parents have seen

live for the great life you wanted so clean

You are a winner my friend

Tomorrow you'll be a storm, let the day end

You are a winner, a front runner, a dreamer , a charmer

And now I wonder, what more could I add to your platter

your are blessed and gifted, I can bet that

to hell with the word, it is indeed flat

Just go where you want to go

No one can stop you , from hip to toe

I know you will win, you will win my friend

Just dont loose hope, we shall change the trend

You are a winner my friend

Tomorrow you'll be a storm, let the day end

I doubt if I'll ever let go

They say that I am not worth anymore

They say that I look no better than a wild boar

They say that I cannot take up tasks

Why the hell do they say that - is all I ask

I love my life and will always do

But with people like you , sometimes I doubt if I'll ever let go

They say that I cannot love

They say that I dont have the capacity to shove

I am frustrated , devastated and lost

They have no idea how much my life's cost

I love my life and will always do

But with people like you , sometimes I doubt if I'll ever let go

I hate it when they make faces

I hate it when they fake praises

I hate it when they are around

I hate it when they are without -ne- reason -so so proud

I love my life and will always do

But with people like you , sometimes I doubt if I'll ever let go

My life's for me - I want them to know

Not for any tom dick n harry , will I ever let go.

Will work hard and turn all stones

tO take care of ol ya bots and clones

I love my life and will always do

But with people like you , sometimes I doubt if I'll ever let go

My heart still runs after you - like a dove

I saw a girl on the street

That made me turn on my feet

I wish I could have my moves discreet

My face seemed like a bag -a- wheat

She reminds me of you my love

My heart still runs after you - like a dove

I yearn the good times we shared

But I have lost you and now I am scared

Dont you miss me anymore

After I left you heart atore

She reminds me of you my love

My heart still runs after you - like a dove

Cuddling your hair like a pup

Your fingers made mine lump

Your lips so shiny and luscious

Made so many like me go crazy and voracious

She reminds me of you my love

My heart still runs after you - like a dove

Oh..she's looking at me like you did

My entire body's behaving like a kid

Remember the cola together we used to sip

And the cheesy dumplings u loved to dip

She reminds me of you my love

My heart still runs after you - like a dove

Memories and more memories are only left

I miss...Oh baby I miss your chin's cleft

Please come back and make me go wild again

I promise will not be the foolish insane

She reminds me of you my love

My heart still runs after you - like a dove

I love you more than can you

I feel like crying

But my eyes have dried

I wanna jump of a cliff

Its not that I've never tried

Been so many years and I still miss you

I love you more than can you

Looking at your pictures

Reminds me of our fixtures

Your smile's still infectious

Without you - my life so dangerous

Been so many years and I still miss you

I love you more than can you

I am not all good you know

Without you,my life's a no show

You were my friend, lover, shoulder to cry

oh baby..pleae give me a chance to try

Been so many years and I still miss you

I love you more than can you

I know..I know...you wont come back

And my heart this way would loose track

Oh please come back...come back...baby...

Coz this guy badly misses his strawberry

Been so many years and I still miss you

I love you more than can you

I'm not gonna lie ( courtesy : Arjun Verma )

At times I think I deny

what u see inside my mind

it was coz u that i always wanted to try

But now its time for me to go

And I'm not gonna lie

What I feel today is what I believe

Its only love that all we need

iI wish now i wish then

we'd never fallen apart n started this trend

this makes my eyes go dry and I'm not gonna lie

You made me the man

I wanted to be

You gave me the strength

to show what the world wanted to see

I never knew I had to leave and oh my...

And I'm not gonna lie

The first time u called me a darling and i blushed

The first time i said i like u , even u blushed

a tear tickles down ur cheek, i knw im nt there

i need u here i need u now

im all alone that makes me cry

i wonder now i wonder why

i miss u to the core, i'm nt gonna lie

baby, baby, baby....I'm not gonna lie

Memoirs

Hey sweetheart :- tht was the first thing u ever wrote in soft tone
when i sang a song 2u for the first time i ever sung on phone
The first time u called me a darling and i blushed
The first time i said i like u , even u blushed
Be it the beer on u r hair or the thongs u wear
We discussed crap the entire time which now make me despair.
I was a fool nt to acknowledge ur feelings
Nor was I keen to knw about ur kneelings
The last college trip will always refresh my view point
Neither was I perfect to have seen u and disappoint
Had my own limitations and problems sweetheart
Which I never wanted u to put at heart
Ur a beautiful human being I bet
a lil flirty at times--see that cleft
And now that ur fit n fyne
Maintain ur self till the age clock strucks 99
As I sit here and write this fr u my dear
a tear tickles down my cheek, i knw ur nt here
I missed my chance , but have no regrets honey
Coz its once in a lifetime u make frenz like u my strawberry
M stil crazy about u as i was always
I was fr u that I broke so many ways
Would have loved to dine wt u again and again
Serving butter chicken to u without any pain
Career was much imp fr me i guess
Thts the reason i never confessed
The small piggy u sent me stil lies on my bed
Asking me bout the girl who made it sent
And as my last words to u come to an agonizing hault
Il just regret the fact , that I was probabaly never close to u as i thought
I will miss u lady to the core
And last m sorry for breaking ur heart atore